
The book starts off with what might be one of my favorite first lines of a book ever:

I haven’t read this book just once, I’ve read it multiple times and it’s just as good every single time. Like who’s really blackmailing whom? And what does a stolen paint-by-numbers clown matter when Dan is so outrageously capable of blowing Caesar’s resistance to smithereens? When the glitter settles, a missing sculpture of Justin Timberlake has Caesar up to his eyebrows in extortion, intrigue and a wild sexual adventure underneath, inside, and on top of a variety of furnishings.Īs the cast of suspects piles up, so do the questions.

If only he could shake free of the past so easily.Ī mysterious gatecrasher, Dan Green, looks like a promising addition to his pending new life-until Caesar’s ex shows up and suddenly the opening disintegrates into a half-naked dance melee. Everything-his reputation and his financial freedom-is riding on the success of tonight’s gallery opening.

Now he’d just like to get out of his Nana’s guest room. Lowly art gallery assistant Caesar Romano is freely out of the closet.
